A beer for my dear

My dear wants a beer,

“A beer for my dear” I say

and hand her a beer.

My dear loves beers,

She asks for another beer.

I drink my beer,

And while at the fridge I hear

“Another beer, my dear?”

I give my dear another beer.

My dear drinks her beer.

My dear has had many beers.

“My dear,” I say,

“I must empty my rear,

Do not drink more beers.”

At the fridge I hear,

While emptying my rear,

“a dear for my beer”

my dear has gotten a beer.

I love my dear,

But she drinks my beer.